Seattle’s premier indie, glam, rock aestheticians, prone to absurdity and vocal craziness…coming down the chimney to rock your arse straight to Hell.

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3 days ago

Chris Mess

This longtime Seattle business should consider doing t-shirts….I’d buy one. My band provide a similar service, at certain points in the live set.🤘🏾🤘🏽🤘🤘🏼🤘🏻🤘🏿#davidbowie #glamrock #seattlemusic ... See MoreSee Less

This longtime Seattle business should consider doing t-shirts….I’d buy one. My band provide a similar service, at certain points in the live set.🤘🏾🤘🏽🤘🤘🏼🤘🏻🤘🏿#davidbowie #glamrock #seattlemusic

2 weeks ago

Chris Mess

🤘🏿🤘🏾🤘🏽🤘🏼🤘🏻🤘 #seattlemusic #seattlemusicscene #drawthebandinonesong ... See MoreSee Less

1 month ago

Chris Mess

Do y'all bidet? Most members of my rock band, including our producer, have a TUSHY bidet at home. Try one once, in one room, and you'll know what you lack...Tushy's got your back! It's a divine designation—for what needs to happen, post-elimination! Whilst in the studio recently, recording our upcoming EP, we dropped this here glam rock salute. Sort of like if #queen or #thedarkness did a jingle. Enjoy whatever the case, be kind to your behind, and consider a Tushy to accent the commode in your abode. Big ups to Blue Moon for shot locale, jonahcohensound.com/ for video editing and production, www.soundmediaproductions.com/ for audio production, hanzsekaudio.com/ for mastering! #singersofinstagram #singersoffacebook #vocals #singer #glamrock #rock #rockstar #rocknroll #thedarkness #Queen #seattle #seattlemusicscene #hellotushy #bidet #tushy #skidrow #poopmemes #bathroomhumor #pottytalk #toilethumor #sustainable #guthealth #butthealth #butt #circulareconomy #bathroom #bidet #bathroomremodel #renewable ... See MoreSee Less

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Yay 😀! New ep coming! Been awhile!

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11 months ago

Chris Mess

Happy birthday David Bowie! #davidbowie #seattlemusic #glamrock #rocknroll
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METALSLUDGE.com: THIS CD IS ONE HOT MESS  Official Metal Sludge review: “The Chris Mess EP” "Among the brightest new rock hopefuls is Chris Mess, who…Read more