Seattle’s premier indie, glam, rock aestheticians, prone to absurdity and vocal craziness…coming down the chimney to rock your arse straight to Hell.


Upcoming Shows

  • Chris Mess with Storm Rider (Doors Tribute) at Darrell’s Tavern 8:00 pm, Seattle, Darrell's Tavern
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A Happy (and rocknroll) St. Patrick's Day, y'all! ... See MoreSee Less

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Bong for Your Mom (official music video) ... See MoreSee Less

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Happy birthday David Bowie. Miss you, man. In salute here's us doing Queen Bitch at Skylark West Seattle on my birthday in Sept. #davidbowie ... See MoreSee Less

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Press THIS CD IS ONE HOT MESS  Official Metal Sludge review: “The Chris Mess EP” "Among the brightest new rock hopefuls is Chris Mess, who…Read more